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I think you spilled your bees by betasynn in funny

[–]GreyCrowDownTheLane 7799 points7800 points 42 (0 children)

What you're not understanding is that it's a business owned and operated by bees. You just caught them on their way to a client. Yes, it takes hundreds of bees to drive a van. No, it's not wise to pull them over for speeding.

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]jimmy_rigger 1804 points1805 points 22 (0 children)

Go to Google.

Search for "Ross Geller".

Click the couch.

Then click it again.

I asked my grandma if she could crotchet me a bigger Yoshi amiibo and this is what she came up with by Dozenbeer in funny

[–]KapitaenHowdy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's one good grandma you got there. She took the time and tried it because you asked her to. This makes her Yoshi way better and cooler than the original. Say hi to her for me. Tell her she is awesome .

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]JustAnOrdinaryGirl92 2040 points2041 points 2 (0 children)

Do you know why there weren't any staff members or security around to stop David robbing them?

They were on a break!

Stupid Snatcher by jamalhossain67895 in funny

[–]forats 4560 points4561 points 2 (0 children)

weirdest gun purchase i have seen in my entire life..

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]RPDRNick 165 points166 points  (0 children)

So no one told you that their locks would be this gray? 👏👏👏👏

Release the clown by MiddleAgedMEN in funny

[–]Raskolnikoolaid -87 points-86 points  (0 children)

They're both comicbook films for teenagers. They're easily comparable.

EDIT: Why the downvotes? How am I wrong?

If you can't fix it. Make it work for you. by EthanYouIdiot in funny

[–]2dfx 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Until the 2 bolts under the most stress finally give way and somebody becomes "Flat Frank" rendering Hungry Howie's "Billy Bankrupt".

Found an incredibly heavy cat on the internet. by carverofcanyons in funny

[–]CupcakeValkyrie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Polymorph causes you to adopt the physical properties of whatever you polymorph into, including mass. An illusion spell would be more likely.

When the community joins for a good cause. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Itsokaytofeelthis 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Probably shit at looking after milk though

Thanks :)

Stay woke kids. by techno_punk in funny

[–]CarpRunner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohh i see. Thanks!

I just noticed I have those chips on all four tires! I took them all off.

Stay woke kids. by techno_punk in funny

[–]johnny-hopscotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it will automatically reinflate, just drive around for a few dozen miles.

This cat powering up his bite by [deleted] in funny

[–]OnlineDead 140 points141 points  (0 children)

FALCON CRUUUNCH!!

Donut danceoff by GuavaPoP in funny

[–]Napius 2522 points2523 points 2 (0 children)

Please, donut resort to puns.